Goonstation Solarium Timeline

Image Recorded on Datetape 3 Experiments by Horace K Jam. Iron Key. Necrovirus Discovered Specimen 082-48-E Testing Goes Wrong. HJK Killed? Email Sent Regarding Patient #0017983 Discussion of Telecrystal Capabiliteis; David Wears a Telecrystal Hat Shitty Bill Appears Fabrication Unit G Breaks. Databank 2 Tape Removed (Stolen?). Volkheim Asked to Make PR-6 Jump By Toczylowski. James Wilhelm Notes Volkheim Wanting Robuddies to Jump. James Wilhelm Notes Failed Jumping Robuddy. James Wilhelm Gets Angry about Jumping Robuddies. Volkheim Worries About Punishment From Toczylowski. Shitty Bill Interview /Beard Growth Syndicate Operation on Ice Moon Syndicate Operation Fail at Martian Derelict Retrieval of "Asset #46-17535". Murder of #94413 (NT Spy). Research of "Object #46-17533". Messing up and Warping of #84153. Teleportation of "Object #46-17533" and "Object #46-17534" Syndicate Operation on Lava Moon Syndicate Server Error? Syndicate Server Restored? Discharges Experienced on Future Ship. Kingsway sends Bradbury II? Kingsway Doesn't Recieve a Reply Monkey Meat Used on SS?? Assistant Dies; Chef Takes Body. Chef Becomes a Cannibal. Solar Observation Project Change? Nasa Lesa Base Constructed Captain's Log Entry Gerald D. Sullivan Fired From Moon Musem Lunar Port Hostage Crisis MNX-12, First master computer of Luna Port, comes online. Lloyd-019 starts working under MNX-12 Nasa Lesa Base is decomissioned Meatstation Employee Laments how Complex Telecrystals are David Weller Presumably Dies Funeral Held for David Weller Cuneiform Found on Telecrystals Apollo 11 Landing Obsidian Crown Observed Hemera Team Starts Working Crown Must Make Money Doug Welker Gets Promoted NSS Horizon Technical Service Log People Haven't Gotten to Mars Yet NT Recommission NSS Horizon Robuddy Discovered on the Moon FAAE/Plasma Discovered MNX-12 Operational History 2001-2024 Economic Boom Iron Key Carbon Dating PR Robuddys Introduced Mars Outpost Operational RCD Technology Launched Channel Discovered Sometime Around Here Whistleblower gets beheaded in MLH ViewPoint Email Client V1.5 Copyright TermOS Revision C Copyright SigPal Signal Manager Copyright Moon Explosion Happened Sometime Around here* Don't Eat Discount Dan Soups During This Time Discount Dan Foods Corporation founded More Owls than Humans (Possibly)